Your name is CHRIS, you are FIFTEEN years old, and this is your BLOG full of your favorite STUFF. Some of that STUFF may or may not be HOMESTUCK, FINAL FANTASY, KINGDOM HEARTS, or other GOODIES. Your birthday is on MARCH 25, and you hope to get LOTS OF PRESENTS when it arrives. You like to spend most of your day SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, or SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS IN FRONT OF THE TV. You also like to EAT AND SLEEP. Basically, you are a WASTE OF AIR AND SPACE.